things that make me happy

1.) portal-based dubstep
2.) my dog
3.) making racist jokes to poke fun at my ching chong friend
4.) chocolate
5.) kites
6.) pokemon
7.) math! :D
8.) arguing

to be continued

[EDIT]

9.) xylophone
10.) even more chocolate
11.) being mildly antisocial

[SECOND EDIT]

12.) filthy dubstep
13.) babies, sans crying/poop
14.) zune
15.) my fish, Clem and Reggie (pictures to come)

[THIRD EDIT]

16.) my loving sister(s)

[FOURTH EDIT]

17.) my mom

if i ever created dubstep

it would go a little something like this:


bum bum bum bum tsss bum bum bum BUM

x2

then some of this:

bum bwee dum bwee doo bwee um bwee

and repeat that a bit.

THEN THE DROP. WHICH GOES LIKE THIS:

BUUMMMMmmmmmmm....

....doooOOOOOOOOOOO

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BUM BWIGGA BWIGGA BWIGGA BWUGGA BOOM BOOM BOOM

and then repeat that for about 5 minutes.

maybe i'd end it with a good, hearty, nostalgic uber drop like:


IT'S-A ME! MARIOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo.......



yea.

quick update

honestly, i forgot about my blog. whoops.

oh well.

update on my current life:

• i still hate spiders.
• i'm in a play about the holocaust
• i'm rocking that xylophone like the thug i am.
• i have a f*ckload of homework every night.

that's basically it.

also:

A QUICK PSA:


please do not make out in the hallway.

there i am, eagerly high-stepping my way down to my calc class when i hear an ungodly sound.

a slurping sound.

a sickeningly wet slurping.

i turn my head, terrified of what i was about to discover.

was it and octopus, readying an attack?

perhaps a mutant puma, preparing to punce on an innocent freshman?

NOPE.

TWO FILTHY CHILDREN LICKING EACH OTHERS' TONGUES AND ENJOYING EVERY REVOLTING MINUTE OF IT.


people.


honestly.


at 9:50a.m. i am not even awake yet, much less in dire need of a good face-sucking.


like seriously.

what the hell.

i can hear you from 8 feet away.

at least work on your technique or something.