Monday, September 26, 2011

quick update

honestly, i forgot about my blog. whoops.

oh well.

update on my current life:

  • i still hate spiders.
  • i'm in a play about the holocaust
  • i'm rocking that xylophone like the thug i am.
  • i have a f*ckload of homework every night.

that's basically it.

also:

A QUICK PSA:


please do not make out in the hallway.

there i am, eagerly high-stepping my way down to my calc class when i hear an ungodly sound.

a slurping sound.

a sickeningly wet slurping.

i turn my head, terrified of what i was about to discover.

was it and octopus, readying an attack?

perhaps a mutant puma, preparing to punce on an innocent freshman?

NOPE.

TWO FILTHY CHILDREN LICKING EACH OTHERS' TONGUES AND ENJOYING EVERY REVOLTING MINUTE OF IT.


people.


honestly.


at 9:50a.m. i am not even awake yet, much less in dire need of a good face-sucking.


like seriously.

what the hell.

i can hear you from 8 feet away.

at least work on your technique or something.

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