oh well.
update on my current life:
- i still hate spiders.
- i'm in a play about the holocaust
- i'm rocking that xylophone like the thug i am.
- i have a f*ckload of homework every night.
that's basically it.
also:
A QUICK PSA:
please do not make out in the hallway.
there i am, eagerly high-stepping my way down to my calc class when i hear an ungodly sound.
a slurping sound.
a sickeningly wet slurping.
i turn my head, terrified of what i was about to discover.
was it and octopus, readying an attack?
perhaps a mutant puma, preparing to punce on an innocent freshman?
NOPE.
TWO FILTHY CHILDREN LICKING EACH OTHERS' TONGUES AND ENJOYING EVERY REVOLTING MINUTE OF IT.
people.
honestly.
at 9:50a.m. i am not even awake yet, much less in dire need of a good face-sucking.
like seriously.
what the hell.
i can hear you from 8 feet away.
at least work on your technique or something.
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