1.) portal-based dubstep
2.) my dog
3.) making racist jokes to poke fun at my ching chong friend
4.) chocolate
5.) kites
6.) pokemon
7.) math! :D
8.) arguing
to be continued
[EDIT]
9.) xylophone
10.) even more chocolate
11.) being mildly antisocial
[SECOND EDIT]
12.) filthy dubstep
13.) babies, sans crying/poop
14.) zune
15.) my fish, Clem and Reggie (pictures to come)
[THIRD EDIT]
16.) my loving sister(s)
[FOURTH EDIT]
17.) my mom
Friday, September 30, 2011
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
if i ever created dubstep
it would go a little something like this:
bum bum bum bum tsss bum bum bum BUM
x2
then some of this:
bum bwee dum bwee doo bwee um bwee
and repeat that a bit.
THEN THE DROP. WHICH GOES LIKE THIS:
BUUMMMMmmmmmmm....
....doooOOOOOOOOOOO
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BUM BWIGGA BWIGGA BWIGGA BWUGGA BOOM BOOM BOOM
and then repeat that for about 5 minutes.
maybe i'd end it with a good, hearty, nostalgic uber drop like:
IT'S-A ME! MARIOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo.......
yea.
bum bum bum bum tsss bum bum bum BUM
x2
then some of this:
bum bwee dum bwee doo bwee um bwee
and repeat that a bit.
THEN THE DROP. WHICH GOES LIKE THIS:
BUUMMMMmmmmmmm....
....doooOOOOOOOOOOO
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BUM BWIGGA BWIGGA BWIGGA BWUGGA BOOM BOOM BOOM
and then repeat that for about 5 minutes.
maybe i'd end it with a good, hearty, nostalgic uber drop like:
IT'S-A ME! MARIOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo.......
yea.
Monday, September 26, 2011
quick update
honestly, i forgot about my blog. whoops.
oh well.
update on my current life:
that's basically it.
also:
A QUICK PSA:
please do not make out in the hallway.
there i am, eagerly high-stepping my way down to my calc class when i hear an ungodly sound.
a slurping sound.
a sickeningly wet slurping.
i turn my head, terrified of what i was about to discover.
was it and octopus, readying an attack?
perhaps a mutant puma, preparing to punce on an innocent freshman?
NOPE.
TWO FILTHY CHILDREN LICKING EACH OTHERS' TONGUES AND ENJOYING EVERY REVOLTING MINUTE OF IT.
people.
honestly.
at 9:50a.m. i am not even awake yet, much less in dire need of a good face-sucking.
like seriously.
what the hell.
i can hear you from 8 feet away.
at least work on your technique or something.
oh well.
update on my current life:
- i still hate spiders.
- i'm in a play about the holocaust
- i'm rocking that xylophone like the thug i am.
- i have a f*ckload of homework every night.
that's basically it.
also:
A QUICK PSA:
please do not make out in the hallway.
there i am, eagerly high-stepping my way down to my calc class when i hear an ungodly sound.
a slurping sound.
a sickeningly wet slurping.
i turn my head, terrified of what i was about to discover.
was it and octopus, readying an attack?
perhaps a mutant puma, preparing to punce on an innocent freshman?
NOPE.
TWO FILTHY CHILDREN LICKING EACH OTHERS' TONGUES AND ENJOYING EVERY REVOLTING MINUTE OF IT.
people.
honestly.
at 9:50a.m. i am not even awake yet, much less in dire need of a good face-sucking.
like seriously.
what the hell.
i can hear you from 8 feet away.
at least work on your technique or something.
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
lolwut.
you are 16.
you have been dating your boyfriend for LESS THAN A MONTH.
stop posting things like the following:
1.) we're in love
2.) we're getting married, so shut up haters.
3.) i have the best fiance ever!!! <3 <3 <3
4.) love you babe! LUV 4 EVR BF + GF = SEXXXIIIII
seriously. you don't even know what love is you crazy whore. stop appearing on my facebook news feed.
you have been dating your boyfriend for LESS THAN A MONTH.
stop posting things like the following:
1.) we're in love
2.) we're getting married, so shut up haters.
3.) i have the best fiance ever!!! <3 <3 <3
4.) love you babe! LUV 4 EVR BF + GF = SEXXXIIIII
seriously. you don't even know what love is you crazy whore. stop appearing on my facebook news feed.
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
go to hell, hometown.
-______-
nothing starts off your day better than hearing the townsfolk shout to the heavens for the segregation of the LGBT community, call upon their bff moses and his oh so charming storybook of Leviticus, and call gays unforgivable criminals.
i mean, i like to start MY mornings burning down churches and stealing childrens' souls, but hey, what gay doesn't?
honestly.
jackson.
come on.
a GSA (gay-straight alliance) is not a "club for homosexuals" nor is it an attack on heterosexuals.
seriously?
god bless you, conservative america.
you can suck my rainbow flag.
nothing starts off your day better than hearing the townsfolk shout to the heavens for the segregation of the LGBT community, call upon their bff moses and his oh so charming storybook of Leviticus, and call gays unforgivable criminals.
i mean, i like to start MY mornings burning down churches and stealing childrens' souls, but hey, what gay doesn't?
honestly.
jackson.
come on.
a GSA (gay-straight alliance) is not a "club for homosexuals" nor is it an attack on heterosexuals.
seriously?
god bless you, conservative america.
you can suck my rainbow flag.
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